Dad: You should message Owl City and tell him to come to Virginia
Me: Dad that's not how it works. I can't just message Adam Young
Dad: Why not? Don't you have messaging features on your social media accounts?
Me: Well yea
Dad: Then why don't you message him
Me: I mean I could tweet him but he probably wouldn't see it
Dad: Why wouldn't he see it?
Me: Because lots of people tweet him
Dad: But you can still tweet him right?
Me: If I tweet him will that make you happy
Owl City - You’re Not Alone feat. Britt Nicole